An Accountant's Prayer
Before writing accounting prayer, I want to say something. We all have good faith in God. We pray all the times. When we were in school, prayer was compulsory for us. At that time, we just read the dialogue which were written in our religious books. But today, you and we are free from this. So, today, you can pray what you like.
Balance me Lord.
Let not my sins exceed my graces.
Lest I fall in Your eyes
a net loss of great margin.
Steady my hand, Lord
with accuracy on my calculator keys,
and with confidence in my balances
for my accounting statements to be
as clean as Jesus’ heart.
Teach me to be honest, Lord
let not my eyes copy the wrong answers.
With sincerity in my heart,
I shall be proud that I did it all myself
(even if i did fail the subject)
in my doings with others Lord.
My liabilities i repay
Patience I pray for my debtors
even as my bad debts expenses multiply.
Through it all, doing it all
(as i go through the emotions)
I pray to be solvent
when you liquidate my soul’s capital
That i pass Heaven’s Board exams
with flying colors
when You deem my accounting periods
end.
AMEN.
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