In A Different World, These Are The Jobs Popular Nigerians Will Be Doing
Ever imagined what jobs these popular people in Nigeria would have chosen to do if they didn’t achieve celebrity status?
1. Olamide – Agbero
Who else to be an agbero than Olamide, the leader of the bahd gang and the man with the red cup. One word in Yoruba and you’re scared.
2. Don Jazzy – Bouncer
Talk about the height, he get am! Size, he get am! Voice, he get am. Don’t fret when you see Don Jazzy at Quilox door.
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3. Patrick Obahiagbon – English Lecturer
Honorable Obahiagbon for the win! You will be forced to be BFFs with the Miriam Webster dictionary.
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4. John Okafor – Clown at Children Parties
Looking for Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Pooh for your children parties, we know a guy!
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5. Flavour – Stripper
Go to a strip club and see someone in briefs with lots of oil around. Oh wait, that’s Flavour
6. Mo’Cheddah – Model
She’s pretty much going to be on the runway modelling your favorite designers. Everything about her is perfect for the job
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7. Freeze – Controversial Blogger
Piers Morgan of our time is here and you know who it is
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8. Kiss Daniel – Sugar Baby
We’re sorry but that’s what we think honestly.
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9. Falz – Comedian
You know Falz would be anchoring his full comedy show right now? Probably making Brother Sege diaries too
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10. Temidollface – Fashion Designer
With her sense of fashion, Temidollface will be stuck making dresses and creating amazing pieces for people to wear.
11. Iyanya – Model
Who else to pull out the abs at fashion week and make everyone scream? Iyanya, the model!
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12. President Buhari – Cattle Rearer
Daddy Bubu would have been in Daura with his cattle.
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13. Tiwa Savage – Backup Dancer
Tiwa would have been dancing for your favorite celebrity right now and you know she can dance like anything.
14. Omotola Jalade – Real Estate Agent
Need a new house? Omotola can hook you up for good! That will be putting her degree in Estate Management at Obafemi Awolowo University to use.
15. Burna Boy – Dealer
Burna is outchea with the very best of stuff for you, if you know what he means
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16. Peter Okoye – Dancer
Peter Okoye would probably own a dance school and be in your favorite musician’s videos as lead dancer you know?
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17. Genevive Nnaji – Video Vixen
Remember how amazing she was in D’banj’s video to Fall in Love? Who else to act as video vixen than the beautiful Genevieve.
18. Omoni Oboli – Teacher
Omoni Oboli emits that teacher vibe all the time we see her. Plus she even majored in Foreign Languages (French) in school. Bonjour madame!
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19. Hanks Anuku – Bodyguard
If Hanks Anuku didn’t get his Nollywood break, we think being an aide or a bodyguard would look so damn good on him.
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20. Uche Jombo – Computer Programmer
Did you know that Uche has two degrees? One in Mathematics and one in Computer Programming, so you know Uche would be playing around with some CSS and Java.
21. Davido – Show Promoter
If Davido didn’t make it as a musical genius, we think he’ll be in Atlanta or Houston pushing shows and artistes on a daily. For contact and bookings, contact obodavido@gmail.com
22. Yemi Alade – Nigerian Ambasador
You know how Yemi is a big lover of Nigerian designs and the arts, we see Yemi as that one person who’s going to be exporting Nigeria’s art to the rest of the world.
23. Kcee – Trader
Igbo, check. Ambition, check. Kcee will make a great Igbo trader. Probably going to be making those goods from Aba that you buy when you don’t have money to buy original. He’ll also spoil you silly if you’re his babe.
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