10 Things Nigerian Women Say and What They Actually Mean

They want you to crack your brain and decipher what exactly they’re trying to imply. (ain’t nobody got time for that) They have one mouth that says something you don’t want to hear and they hope you hear the second mouth that says exactly what they want. It’s really a confusing cycle because you can imagine been told she wants water meanwhile she means she wants wine. Very confusing something.
We thought about it and decided to simplify it for you.

1. What she says: I think we should stay friends

What she actually means: You actually need to stay away from me. Don’t call me.

2. What she says: You and all those your girlfriends sef

What she actually means: Do you have a girlfriend?

3. What she says: I don’t want to ruin what we have now

What she actually means: You are my friend. It’s not going further than that bruh

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4. What she says: Work is so busy right now

What she actually means: Back off, I really don’t have your time.

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5. What she says: Where is this relationship heading to?

What she actually means: You should totally take this relationship to the next level

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6. What she says: Getting to know you is a bit redundant now. It’s like I know everything now (lol)

What she actually means: Surprise me oga. Do things you don’t normally do

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7. What she says: Two men tried to flirt with me at the park today

What she actually means: I’m hot and I can get it any day, so watch yourself.

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8. What she says: I really really like you so much

What she actually means: I love you. But you say it first

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9. What she says: Do you really want to go to Olu’s party?

What she actually means: Do we really have to go to Olu’s party?

10. What she says: Don’t worry, go home

What she actually means: Better beg me and plead to stay